thebees Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'll cast the runes for 4 Pennies. Of all the hocus pocus Runes are most credible. Star alignment curious though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Colombe Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I don't predict the future. Nobody can do that. I give people insight into the present so they can create their own future. I reckon I can probably predict your future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I don't predict the future. Nobody can do that. I give people insight into the present so they can create their own future. I reckon I can probably predict your future. Cards on the table..? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I'm very surprised that everyone's reading isn't: "You're about to be taken for a mug" or similar... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Derek Posted April 17, 2017 Author Share Posted April 17, 2017 llap - you are in need, lacking something on an emotional level and you need to be open to accept love if it comes your way. The Bastard - you also are in need, faced with two roads you can go down but reluctant to move in either direction. Put all of your energy into whatever your goal is and it will pay off. Clive - you are facing quite a burden, which is in some ways a situation of your own making. Review what has taken over your life, let go, and you will feel a great relief and be happier for it. thebees - you are facing a loss, and need to come to terms with it. You may think something will be good for you, but it won't be and you should review other people's motives in this, if you are being manipulated. Follow your heart and go with instinct. If your heart isn't in something, find something that your heart is in, and you'll be happy. Albert Tatlock - You are ready to try something new and need clarity and insight, which may come from someone you least expect. Be open to their ideas. You need try to maintain more balance in your life between time and energy and what you perceive to be need. You also need to stop masturbating. Isle of Man Government - Be prepared for an epiphany. You will go through an uncomfortable time, but you need to let go of safety nets and be willing to trust the universe. Be confident and find confidence in giving confidence to others. Events that are set in motion which will soon reach their ultimate conclusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Derek Posted April 17, 2017 Author Share Posted April 17, 2017 I'm very surprised that everyone's reading isn't: "You're about to be taken for a mug" or similar... Sorry, you're too late. Offer was only open to people who posted before midnight. Prices are back to £5 per reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Harder than you'd think, this persona thing, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 What a load of fucking shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llap Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 You'd think the CM would ditch the bishop and get Derek into LegCo. £5 per reading would be a bargain by comparison to how much we pay the bishop to pontificate from a magic book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Derek Posted April 17, 2017 Author Share Posted April 17, 2017 Sorry, I have too much integrity to work with a bunch of confidence tricksters and charlatans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Another TJ thread disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I wouldn't be so certain the bastard- it's outed you at least 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llap Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Oh and I suppose following the logic of suspicion that means I'm responsible for it. No, I actually have a thing called a life I'm too busy with to be posting strange posts under a ridiculous name like mystic Derek ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Pity Mystic Derek didn't forsee he'd become a prat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bear Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 A friend had a job on a live Tarot reading line for a while. They had a big book of phrases like those above and if the person didn't ask anything specific they just read on from where they had left off as they worked through the book. If they asked a specific question they turned to the part of the book with that theme, chose a sentence and read it. I guess it will be a computer database now. Mystic Derek :- You are experiencing a time of financial difficulty, but you must not clutch at straws in the hope that fortune may come your way. You must accept the challenge that has been given and seek a means of honest income that serves both you and society. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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