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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

 

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

No, the worst result would be someone like you getting elected Declan

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

No, the worst result would be someone like you getting elected Declan

 

 

I really wouldn't go down the "Ramsey" route TBH thumbsup.gif

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Despite the fact that it's becoming ever clearer that it won't matter who you vote for because they'll all turn it to shit, 24 of these knuckle-dragging, drooling fantasists (well that's most of them) will be elected just one week from now. So here's the result...straight from the world inside my head.

AC&M - Gawne and Crowther (but Parker close)

Ayre - Cannan and Baker

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Robertshaw and Halsall

Douglas North - Peake and Houghton

Douglas South - Malarkey and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Boot and Harmer

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Singer (Hooper close, but no cigar)

Rushen - Watterson and Skelly

It need hardly be said that writing some of those predictions involved mental and physical pain, such is the appalling quality of some candidates who, I believe, will be elected.

So, where am I wrong..? Over to you.

And we thought the last five years were bad. There are three names that I think on past performance may have some credibility (Cannan / Quayle / Watterson) but dear god, looking through your predictions, we really are in trouble. The sad thing is that one or two credible candidates who would have helped matters will not get in. I think that Shimmins and possibly Bowers in Middle would have enhanced that list, as would possibly others. A couple of things come to mind - perhaps we really need to review whether a) all island elections are required or b) whether we now offer better pay and conditions and secondly I pity the next CM. Even Maggie Thatcher would struggle with this collection of misfits !

 

 

If we could just select 24 for the whole Island as opposed to just picking 2 in the constituency in which you live, we would get a much better standard of MHK, As stated above, some constituencies have 3 or 4 candidates who would all make good MHK's whilst some constituencies have none, or a at the most 1.

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

No, the worst result would be someone like you getting elected Declan

Ooooh - touchy!

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

Although your predicted return of Quayle is a wrench (I did the same thing) I'd settle for that if you are proved right that Houghton, Singer and Skelly are all toast.

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God I do hope you are wrong in Onchan another 5 years of Quirk would be too much to bear, I do not think he will get in and I hope Quayle does not get in either and I would put Hanson over Boot he was only a few votes behind dim Tim last time. Phil Gawne is another I would not be confident about he has done some unpopular things and Caine for Garff...unlikely. anyway the worst will be revealed next week I didn't say the best because I do not think there is a best about it, not many good brains about in that lot, still you do not need one just the thick skin of a rhino and a load of self belief which in most cases is completely unjustified. Always look on the bright side I say.

A lot of people I have spoken to in Castletown will be voting for Gawne for the very shit but oh so Manx reason of "he turned up to my house". It doesn't matter that he has blown tons of money on the prom, infringed treasury regulations on peel silt, built a stupidly big roundabout down south and wasted money resurfacing the sloch just because he had some money to burn amongst over things. The scary thing is if he gets in he'll probably get chief minister. Imagine that eh!

If Gawne becomes Chief Minister I think I might burn my house down in protest.

 

 

Cue the new Manx national anthem that some were asking about! How about "Keep the home fires burning"? Ready made tune. Just add words!

 

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

Is that the lame duck barometer?

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

No, the worst result would be someone like you getting elected Declan

Luckily, I don't need the electorate or 5 years in the Keys to tell me that. If only we could say the same for you.

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My predictions:

 

AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Baker and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Corlett

Douglas East - Halsall and Walker

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Edge and Quirk

Ramsey - Allinson and Crowe

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

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AC&M - Gawne & Parker

Ayre - Cannan and The Kid

Douglas Central - Thomas and Falk

Douglas East - Halsall and Bettison

Douglas North - Peake and Ashcroft

Douglas South - Fitton and Beecroft

Garff - Perkins and Caine

Glenfaba and Peel - Harmer and Hanson

Middle - Craine and Quayle

Onchan - Quirk and Callister

Ramsey - Allinson and Hooper

Rushen - Watterson and Scampi

The nightmare team in Onchan I'm afraid.

No, the worst result would be someone like you getting elected Declan
Engage brain before typing Rob. That looks pretty pathetic and unprofessional from a potential voters perspective.
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The OP is probably close to accurate. As an Onchanite, I'll be voting for Callister and Quirk I think.

Don't vote Quirk you will just be wasting a vote. Look up the thread on radio masts and listen to the audio of Tynwald that is classic example of what he is like. Truly awful. Please just exercise one vote or choose another person. Don't waste a vote.
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