Bobbie Bobster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 47 minutes ago, Declan said: Not if they continue to see, hear and speak no evil. I think he meant twelve monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Bobbie Bobster said: I think he meant twelve monkeys. You forgot "the upper house"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Bobbie Bobster said: I think he meant twelve monkeys. Or the infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Colombe Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The Hon. Member for Arbory, Castletown and Malew (Mr Moorhouse) to ask the Minister for Home Affairs – What strategies could possibly be enacted should one find oneself in the company of several fun seeking friends and colleagues and in an establishment that is well known for the production, storage and commercial retail of alcoholic beverages, in order to promote much joviality and merriment? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, Declan said: Or the infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters? I don't subscribe to the hyperinflation element of simian number theory. I prefer a more gradual non-malthusian buildup in numbers. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 That's a two percenter - right there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulb Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 12:36 PM, CharlieBrown said: 'what protection a homeowner has to ensure someone delivering an item to their home doesn't enter the premises without their prior knowledge or consent.' I find locking my doors is a good method, just sayin' Is he rerfering to "Santa Clause" coming down the chimney uninvited and delivering his parcels / christmas presents, or does "Santa Clause" have an open invitation as it is him ( the man himself ), and do his elves have the same legal clause as santa ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulb Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/18/2018 at 1:51 PM, TheTeapot said: mysterious burglary year What ever happended about that, not ever seen anything in the news about arrests / convictions for those ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Its a mystery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulb Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, TheTeapot said: Its a mystery Presumably the same mystery as the B&Q job ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Onchan Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 40 minutes ago, TheTeapot said: Its a mystery I think you'll find it's magic! Piff Paff Puff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitis Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The minute you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear and socks ........... just saying ! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gettafa Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 and what's wrong with that? Better than Ker-fucking-plunk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham_N_Eggs Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, LightBulb said: Presumably the same mystery as the B&Q job ? And the money that went missing from police evidence. If only these thieves had been carrying a crumb of cannabis they'd have been locked up ages ago.... Edited December 19, 2018 by Ham_N_Eggs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Flint Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Ham_N_Eggs said: And the money that went missing from police evidence. If only these thieves had been carrying a crumb of cannabis they'd have been locked up ages ago.... You can solve some things. Proving them is a different matter.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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